i’m going to be lowkey middlekey highkey upset if derrick doesn’t win the game
it just hit me that no what happens now, derrick will have went all season, even with 4 nominees each week for over half the game, NEVER being nominated
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?